Anyone who has
read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a
proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy
sex.
Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.
We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah
slap-
slap-
slap, Graah)