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fuckcast

Like 'forecast', a indicator for the probability of getting laid in a given situation.
JOHN: That girl you've been talking to is smokin' hot.
JACK: Yes; I think she really likes me!
JOHN: So, what's the fuckcast?
JACK: About 60%
by uniblob May 12, 2008
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fuckcaseygray

Fuckcaseygray is a term or hashtag used on social media to call out stolen valor frauds who lie about or embellish their military service. The individual will typically makes up war stories to gain sympathy, to feel important or to scam people out of money.
Did you see how that fraud claimed to be a CIA/FBI/SOF/RANGER/SEAL badass and when he was called out, he ran and filed emergency protection orders saying he was in fear someone would hurt him? Fuckcaseygray #fuckcaseygray
by Gatekeeper00 March 10, 2021
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fuckmaster 3000

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017
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fucktastrophe

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.
We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!
by seevo315 April 13, 2011
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Fucktastic

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.
1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!
by Brade June 30, 2011
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fucksaster

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.
I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.
by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020
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fuckbastard

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".
Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!
by Diseeze October 8, 2006
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