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Like 'forecast', a indicator for the probability of getting laid in a given situation.

JOHN: That girl you've been talking to is smokin' hot.
JACK: Yes; I think she really likes me!
JOHN: So, what's the fuckcast?
JACK: About 60%

fuckcast by uniblob May 12, 2008

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fuckcaseygray

Fuckcaseygray is a term or hashtag used on social media to call out stolen valor frauds who lie about or embellish their military service. The individual will typically makes up war stories to gain sympathy, to feel important or to scam people out of money.

Did you see how that fraud claimed to be a CIA/FBI/SOF/RANGER/SEAL badass and when he was called out, he ran and filed emergency protection orders saying he was in fear someone would hurt him? Fuckcaseygray #fuckcaseygray

fuckcaseygray by Gatekeeper00 March 10, 2021

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fuckmaster 3000

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

fucktastrophe

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

fucktastrophe by seevo315 April 13, 2011

Fucktastic

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.

1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!

Fucktastic by Brade June 30, 2011

fucksaster

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.

I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.

fucksaster by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020

fuckbastard

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".

Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!

fuckbastard by Diseeze October 8, 2006

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026