SEAL

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.

"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer

by Dave July 6, 2004

Seal

When a man has over acheived in life regarding the hotness of his partner, like the singer seal.

The singer Seal, is a Seal as his girlfriend is hot to levels way above hime.

by Mike Monza February 17, 2009

Seal

Incredibly talented singer.
Hits include: Don't Cry, Human Beings, and A Kiss From a Rose.

Whoa. I just heard an awesome singing voice coming from my TV speakers. Seal must be on again!

by Annatar September 19, 2004

seal

a substance, strip of material, used to fill a crack so that air, liquid, etc. cannot get in or out.
A piece of wax that is placed across the opening of letters.
A piece of metal, a ring with a design on it, used for stamping a seal.

He broke the wax seal and unrolled the paper

by Jiri Rokyta June 15, 2006

Seal

Short for sea lion.

Man that baby seal head looks clubbable.

by Rick E Tan February 14, 2019

Seal

A joint; a blunt; weed
“Seal” translated to French comes out as “joint”

Johnny: what you smoking?
Jimmy: ah, just a seal.

by RetroColor January 26, 2021

seal

An arctic animal that is a magnet for blunt weapons, including (but not limited to) clubs, bats, crowbars, nailboards, nunchucks, game controllers, banjos, backpacks filled with cement, and folding chairs.

"You see that seal over there?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm gonna club the s**t out of it."

by Trogador April 4, 2010