fuck tube

N: The hot, wet, slippery place you want to slide your stiff cock into. Also see, cunt,.

Anna gor her fuck tube filled of sperm last night
Sally has the best most fuckable fuck tube

by chris50M April 4, 2006

fuck tube

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina as it is effectively a tube into which the male member is inserted.

Dave: So mate, do you think you'll get any action tonight?
Warren: Dunno dude but as we're going to that complete meat market of a club tonight there should be plenty of sluts their whose fuck tubes need plugging.
Dave: Yeah man, you gotta violate those fucking fuck tubes!

by Ball Bag February 21, 2006

fuck tube

Any long, slick place on a person where a penis may be inserted for pleasure (mouth, vagina, ass). Can also be a pocket pussy or Fleshlight.

1.That girls mouth is a serious fuck tube.
2.That fuck tube is seriously expensive, man. Go for the real thing instead.

by Auric July 30, 2008

Corona fuck tube

When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.

Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night

Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?

by Abe2608 March 27, 2020

fucktube

noun, the vagina

His dick slid easily inside her soppy wet fucktube until she was sitting on his balls.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fucktubes

A simple expletive often used when something goes horribly awry, often at the worst of times, and not aimed at a person specifically. Considered similar to bollocks or shit but with more comedy effect.

Employee #1: Oh...fucktubes!

Employee #2: What?

Employee #1: I just sent the boss an email by mistake.

Employee #2: So?

Employee #1: It was '10 things to say to your dick of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate'.

Employee #2: Ouch. Seeya!

by dogsounds September 12, 2007