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fuck tube 

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina as it is effectively a tube into which the male member is inserted.
Dave: So mate, do you think you'll get any action tonight?
Warren: Dunno dude but as we're going to that complete meat market of a club tonight there should be plenty of sluts their whose fuck tubes need plugging.
Dave: Yeah man, you gotta violate those fucking fuck tubes!
fuck tube by Ball Bag February 21, 2006
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fuck tube 

Any long, slick place on a person where a penis may be inserted for pleasure (mouth, vagina, ass). Can also be a pocket pussy or Fleshlight.
1.That girls mouth is a serious fuck tube.
2.That fuck tube is seriously expensive, man. Go for the real thing instead.
fuck tube by Auric July 30, 2008

Corona fuck tube 

When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.
Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night

Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
Corona fuck tube by Abe2608 March 27, 2020

fucktube 

His dick slid easily inside her soppy wet fucktube until she was sitting on his balls.
fucktube by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fucktubes 

A simple expletive often used when something goes horribly awry, often at the worst of times, and not aimed at a person specifically. Considered similar to bollocks or shit but with more comedy effect.
Employee #1: Oh...fucktubes!

Employee #2: What?

Employee #1: I just sent the boss an email by mistake.

Employee #2: So?

Employee #1: It was '10 things to say to your dick of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate'.

Employee #2: Ouch. Seeya!

fucktubes by dogsounds September 12, 2007
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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