fuck stump

a word a football coach uses when he is talking to the worst player on the team

god chris german your such a fuck stump

by dee 1 October 20, 2010

Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.

Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!

by micah November 21, 2003

stump fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse using one's amputated limb (usually the leg) to penetrate some bodily orifice.

She said she was down for some kinky shit, so I took off my prosthetic leg and stump fucked her.

by Lance the one legged stump fucker March 19, 2008

Stump Fuck

The act of fucking someones stump once you have chopped off their head

off the mighty boosh

I chopped his head off and fucked his stump, therefore i did a Stump Fuck

by mypseudonymitsjustme August 15, 2010

scump fuck'd

when in a game you take someone out (kill them) so easily it is not even funny

OH damn!! You just got scump fuck'd

by xkillalive March 31, 2005

stumpy fuck

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.

Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"

by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010

Slump Fuck

When you need to get out of your slump, so you take that level 2 and knock her out just to remember what it's like to score.

I've been on a dry spell, so I had to hit up the local hoodrat tweeker for a slump fuck.

by DaveInSoCal July 21, 2023