fubarista

An inexperienced barista who cannot make a decent coffee-related beverage to save his or her life.

I really need a strong cafe latte to wake me up. Hope to God that young fubarista isn’t there today!

fubarista by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017

Fuarkistan 

Fuarkistan ist the official homecountry of the sickkunts. It is established by the founder Zyzz who created this country in order to have a place where all the young alphas can live.
Even though this country has no real place on the globe, it’s existing in our hearts and is pushed by every single sickkunt out there.

Brah you’re looking shredded as fuark! Seems like you’ve entered Fuarkistan

Fuarkistan by Sickkunt Brah February 20, 2021

fubarite 

Fubarite is a name for any rock that has been severely brecciated (i.e. smashed up), metamorphosed (i.e. baked and/or squashed), weathered, moved, or any combination thereof, to the point that it is difficult or impossible to determine what it is or was. Essentially, it is fubar, hence the name.

The term is believe to originate from the University of Cambridge's Department of Earth Sciences, and an example can be found in the North Glen Sannox on the Isle of Arran, Scotland.

Fubarite is not a term recommended for use in formal geological literature or maps.

Teacher: OK, so this rock here; any idea what it's called?
Students: ...
Teacher: Well, it's called fubarite.
Students: ...LOL!

fubarite by Thomas Wootten December 9, 2008

Fubartasy 

The point at which all of your draft picks end up sucking or injured; and there's nothing on the waiver wire that will offer you any hope of winning another game this season.

I'm playing total fubartasy at this point, I'll be getting my ass kicked for the rest of the season.

Fubartasy by Loose Mortar October 1, 2016

Fupanista 

A fat, usually stupid and annoying woman who believes, despite all evidence to the contrary, that she is attractive. A Fupanista usually spends copious amounts of time and money on hair and makeup, but will neglect her fitness to the point of obesity. It is also common for a Fupanista to wear tight fitting or revealing clothing as though there are people who desire to see it.

A hybrid of the words Fupa and Fashionista

Are there any attractive women where you work? No, nothing but gross fupanista’s.

Fupanista by DragonBallzD May 10, 2019

Futurista 

An amazing group of forward-thinking individuals who are passionate about changing the world. Usually Latino or Latino issue focused individuals; Always optimistic on their view of the world and never afraid of challenges; Futuristas tend to be involved in movements that impact millions; Futuristas can usually be identified by their incredible sense of style and can often be found wearing their New Futuro swag.

"Pedro is a Futurista who wants to go to college and then plans build a tech company that will help millions of Latinos get into college and beyond."

Futurista by El_Guy August 24, 2012

fubartata 

f**ked up beyond all recognition time and time again!

Your project has been fubartata!

fubartata by EllenM October 20, 2007