junethug

a normally mild-mannered woman who suddenly becomes lethally violent when provoked.

“We had no idea she was a junethug. But after taking out her roommates with that steel bat, Maria will probably get 30 to life.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

pandroid

an android specifically designed and programmed to sexually stimulate and please humans regardless of gender.

In a future adult-oriented setting:
“You should reserve some time with our TB-6938. This pandroid can easily get both of you off at the same time!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

hippoccultation

similar in effect to celestial events, the result of a morbidly obese woman easily blocking one's view of attractive eye candy.

“That heavy-set chick was so large she created a hippoccultation during halftime. We couldn't even see the cheerleaders!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

explortab

unregulated medication with unpredictable side effects acquired illegally for the sole purpose of alleviating pain.

“I got your back broh, but I don't know about this. Be careful 'cuz that explortab might put yo' ass six feet under.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

fapazine

An adult-oriented magazine that can no longer be read due to pages being glued together from prior use.

Good luck trying to read the fapazine in the restroom – it’s completely worn out. By the way, don’t forget to wash your hands.

by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017

mufficide

involuntary homicide caused by a shaven vagina that suffocated a sexual partner.

“I've seen this happen before - it's just a simple case of genital asphyxiation or mufficide.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018