Snoopy4321's definitions

pandroid

an android specifically designed and programmed to sexually stimulate and please humans regardless of gender.

In a future adult-oriented setting:
“You should reserve some time with our TB-6938. This pandroid can easily get both of you off at the same time!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

snactive

a single word to describe a lazy person whose peak level of physical activity is typically limited to burning only those calories necessary to acquire snacks or junk food.

Doctor: “Do you exercise on a daily basis? That may help alleviate the lethargy.”
Patient: “Well, I know my coworkers describe me as moderately snactive.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

spilljoy

a clumsy drunk who always manages to spill his alcoholic beverages on others at a party.

Bro #1: “Hey, what happened to Joe's fuzzy navel?”
Bro #2: “I'm wearing it - Joe is such a freakin' spilljoy!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

junethug

a normally mild-mannered woman who suddenly becomes lethally violent when provoked.

“We had no idea she was a junethug. But after taking out her roommates with that steel bat, Maria will probably get 30 to life.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

explortab

unregulated medication with unpredictable side effects acquired illegally for the sole purpose of alleviating pain.

“I got your back broh, but I don't know about this. Be careful 'cuz that explortab might put yo' ass six feet under.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

mufficide

involuntary homicide caused by a shaven vagina that suffocated a sexual partner.

“I've seen this happen before - it's just a simple case of genital asphyxiation or mufficide.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

hippoccultation

similar in effect to celestial events, the result of a morbidly obese woman easily blocking one's view of attractive eye candy.

“That heavy-set chick was so large she created a hippoccultation during halftime. We couldn't even see the cheerleaders!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018