fubarista

An inexperienced barista who cannot make a decent coffee-related beverage to save his or her life.

I really need a strong cafe latte to wake me up. Hope to God that young fubarista isn’t there today!

by Snoopy4321 February 20, 2017

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018

junethug

a normally mild-mannered woman who suddenly becomes lethally violent when provoked.

“We had no idea she was a junethug. But after taking out her roommates with that steel bat, Maria will probably get 30 to life.”

by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018

mufficide

involuntary homicide caused by a shaven vagina that suffocated a sexual partner.

“I've seen this happen before - it's just a simple case of genital asphyxiation or mufficide.”

by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018

fapazine

An adult-oriented magazine that can no longer be read due to pages being glued together from prior use.

Good luck trying to read the fapazine in the restroom – it’s completely worn out. By the way, don’t forget to wash your hands.

by Snoopy4321 February 20, 2017

spilljoy

a clumsy drunk who always manages to spill his alcoholic beverages on others at a party.

Bro #1: “Hey, what happened to Joe's fuzzy navel?”
Bro #2: “I'm wearing it - Joe is such a freakin' spilljoy!”

by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018

joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”

by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018