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fapfaphobia 

noun: The fear of masturbation, or the sound of it.
*fap fap fap fap*

Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!

Person B: What?

Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU

Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.

Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!
fapfaphobia by lefappie August 7, 2012

fapfapfap 

An onomatopoeia relating to the sound of rythmic sexual thunder claps due to the violent collisions between a man and woman, or the quick faint rythmic souncs of male masturbatinon.
Rick stood stunned by the bathroom door when he heared a faint fapfapfap instead of running water.
fapfapfap by tester February 26, 2005

@fspac_crushes 

A page running on Instagram and several platforms with the purpose of posting anonymous confessions from various people, students, parents, teachers, mothers, grandmothers, animals, elves, etc. It is basically dedicated to all students who are part of the Faculty of Political, Administrative and Communication Sciences in Cluj-Napoca, Romania.

Reminder: It often brings people together, helps them fall in love or ends very badly for some, and some confessions can trigger break-ups among poor students.

Here you can tell your opinion however you want, about anyone, however you want. Confessions are sent one hundred percent anonymously. Nobody gonna know how came from or who is posting it. Basically it's a dark-weeb for the „plebs” dedicated only to distinguished college.

Fact: Wanted! Rumor around college is that exposing the person behind the page can yield immense value. High price on his head.
Michael:

- "I've had enough, brother! I can't take it anymore! I want to take a chick to the college cafeteria for a caş pane.

Thomas:

- "Post a confession. Post an announcement on @fspac_crushes that you're looking for that chick on their page. And, EZ PZ! You might have a chance or not.
A face so sexually arousing, it urges one to indulge in the sinful pleasures of masturbation.
Her overall physique was lackluster, but she had a real fapface.

The way that girl looked at me made my penis go tingly right away. Her fapface alone was enough reason to send my hands down my pants.
fapface by OriginalFapFace April 9, 2011

Fapfactory 

A Fapfactory is anything remotely related to the making or publishing of pr0n.

It can also describe someone who masturbates often and extensively.

origin:

to fap/fapping - masturbation
factory - well what do you think?
(insert pr0n page here) is such a great Fapfactory!

See that geek boy? Obviously a Fapfactory.
Fapfactory by b3rgTroll December 29, 2009

FapFap Revolution

A game that contains a reference to iTouch's "TapTap Revolution." This game consists of fapping intensively, corresponding the speed of your hand and the tempo of the song you are listening to.
1. "Dude, I tried FapFap Revolution to "Smoke On The Water," but the tempo was way to slow so I cranked up some Slayer."

2. They tried making a commercial for FapFap Revolution, but it was way to graphic to show on television.

3. "Whoa man, try FapFap Revolution to Rush's music! ProgFapping is so intense!"
FapFap Revolution by Werkshop April 6, 2010