fapfaphobia

noun: The fear of masturbation, or the sound of it.

*fap fap fap fap*

Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!

Person B: What?

Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU

Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.

Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!

by lefappie August 7, 2012

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.

I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia

by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

fakeaphobia

The act of someone being scared of fake people

"That girl is so fake I have fakeaphobia now"'

by Faglord420 November 14, 2016

Fanaphobia

General irrational fear of ceiling fans, or of having one fall on you.

My office has a ceiling fan, but because of my fananphobia, I can't go into that room.
I have fanaphobia, which means I'm irrationally terrified of ceiling fans.

by fluffycartoons October 13, 2015

Fupaphobia

A man who is scared of a woman with a fat upper pussy area (FUPA)

I can't date a girl with a FUPA due to my fupaphobia

by Fupaphobia May 1, 2014

Faggaphobia

Scared of faggots

When I see gay people I have a Faggaphobia meltdown. Because I don't want to become one

by IowaRedneck May 5, 2018

fataphobia

person who has a fear of fat people and who constantly insults them.

Yvonne's fataphobia has caused her to shy away from people with unusally large girths because a FAT person sat on her as a child!

by Danielle April 6, 2005