fapfather 

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

fapfather by thefapfather September 10, 2020

fapfather 

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

fapfather by thefapfather September 8, 2020

fapathetic

When one is masturbating and doesn't care about their surroundings or current happenings until finished.

While Jimmy was masturbating, his mother yelled for him; he was fapathetic about her beckoning and proceeded fapping.

fapathetic by punkfaggot123 August 21, 2011

fanfather clock 

A clock that got abused by a dumbass in rainbow six siege for no reason.

That poor fanfather clock! It has feelings there is no need to hurt it.

fanfather clock by detentionedededed March 26, 2020

Fapathetic

Fapping but getting bored half way through but continuing because you can't be bothered to stop

I am just so fapathetic today.

Fapathetic by b3eak December 6, 2018

fapateria 

A place where you get/receive fap

Aye Mike I'm tryna go to the fapateria

fapateria by Def Not Ian March 2, 2024