An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."
Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"
fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."
Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."
fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."
Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."
by thefapfather September 10, 2020
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Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"
fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."
Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."
fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."
Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."
by thefapfather September 8, 2020
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