fructophobia

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The fear of fruits. People who have fructophobia still believe the story their grandma told them about seeds growing inside of their stomach. Or maybe because they had watched too much Annoying Orange.

Mom: You need to eat fruits in order to stay healthy!

Kid: I have fructophobia.

Mom: No you don't, and put that Pringles can down!

fructophobia by Coryeek August 15, 2019

Words you can keep

factophobia

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology

Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!

factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

Related Words

fructophobia • factophobia • Frontophobia • fuckophobia • fauxtophobia • Foctophobia • Fraustophobia • frostophobia • frotophobia • Frunkophobia

frotophobia

Apparently it's the word for the fear of getting a ring stuck on your finger. I don't know how true it is. I honestly just read it off of Yahoo answers...

I have frotophobia so I'm just gonna wear my wedding ring on a chain around my neck.

frotophobia by 3dsNick June 24, 2014

fauxtophobia

Cynicism brought on by the proliferation of digitally altered photographs. This causes the victim to doubt the authenticity of any impressive picture he / she sees.

The nature pictures Kirk's aunt Deann e-mailed to him were cool, but his fauxtophobia wouldn't subside enough for him to truly appreciate the beauty of the toad with a lion's body.

fauxtophobia by Farmee August 16, 2010

fuckophobia

Someboby who is scared of sex because they worry that they will not be good enough in bed to satisfy there sexual partener.

I have a really bad case of fuckophobia with him/her.

fuckophobia by Jackalus December 8, 2005

Frontophobia

1) When in class one is not able to sit in the front.
2) When one is scared of the front
3) When one can't be in the front in a line, class, the movies etc.

2)John: "Do you want to sit in the front so we can get a better view?"
Kathy: "Oh! The front! John you know I can't go there, I have frontophobia!"
3) Jess is in the front of the line and fidgeting.
Mr. Parker: "Jess, stop fidgeting!"
Jess: "I can't! I'm in the front and I have frontophobia!"

Frontophobia by the_front_is_terrifying October 8, 2011

Fuckophobia

Fear of getting FUCKED!!!

She wasn't afraid of being fucked and had fuckophobia so she left her boyfriend

Fuckophobia by Defs 757 May 7, 2017

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026