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fauxtophobia 

Cynicism brought on by the proliferation of digitally altered photographs. This causes the victim to doubt the authenticity of any impressive picture he / she sees.
The nature pictures Kirk's aunt Deann e-mailed to him were cool, but his fauxtophobia wouldn't subside enough for him to truly appreciate the beauty of the toad with a lion's body.
fauxtophobia by Farmee August 16, 2010
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factophobia 

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology
Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!
factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

fauxmophobic 

1. n - The intolerance, mostly by gay men, of fauxmosexuals invading their scene.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmosexual)
Bob is so fauxmophobic, he's been teased one too many times by those straight boys dancing to Cher.
fauxmophobic by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004

Fatophobia 

noun. Fear of fat people or fat people walking past them
Countess has fatophobia since highschool
Fatophobia by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008

Factophobia 

A person so stupid they are afraid of facts and common knowledge.
"Donald Trump has Factophobia"
Factophobia by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021

Fraustophobia 

Def. #1: The fear of me, or in any other Frausto's case, the fear of him/her.

Def. #2: Gamertag on Xbox Live that is obviously the best player online ever!!!

Def. #3: Lol. :]
Loser #1: Dude, I was playing on Xbox Live the other day and got Pwned by some guy called 'Fraustophobia'. Now I think I've caught the fear he spreads by his awesomeness.

Loser #2: Wow, sucks to be you, but could you please stop talking about it, 'cause I think I'm catching it too. It's like an epidemic.

fructophobia 

The fear of fruits. People who have fructophobia still believe the story their grandma told them about seeds growing inside of their stomach. Or maybe because they had watched too much Annoying Orange.
Mom: You need to eat fruits in order to stay healthy!

Kid: I have fructophobia.

Mom: No you don't, and put that Pringles can down!
fructophobia by Coryeek August 15, 2019