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factophobia 

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology
Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!
factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

fauxmophobic 

1. n - The intolerance, mostly by gay men, of fauxmosexuals invading their scene.

(see also: fauxmo, fauxmosexual)
Bob is so fauxmophobic, he's been teased one too many times by those straight boys dancing to Cher.
fauxmophobic by pedro calhoun February 24, 2004

Fatophobia 

noun. Fear of fat people or fat people walking past them
Countess has fatophobia since highschool
Fatophobia by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008

Factophobia 

A person so stupid they are afraid of facts and common knowledge.
"Donald Trump has Factophobia"
Factophobia by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021

Fraustophobia 

Def. #1: The fear of me, or in any other Frausto's case, the fear of him/her.

Def. #2: Gamertag on Xbox Live that is obviously the best player online ever!!!

Def. #3: Lol. :]
Loser #1: Dude, I was playing on Xbox Live the other day and got Pwned by some guy called 'Fraustophobia'. Now I think I've caught the fear he spreads by his awesomeness.

Loser #2: Wow, sucks to be you, but could you please stop talking about it, 'cause I think I'm catching it too. It's like an epidemic.

fructophobia 

The fear of fruits. People who have fructophobia still believe the story their grandma told them about seeds growing inside of their stomach. Or maybe because they had watched too much Annoying Orange.
Mom: You need to eat fruits in order to stay healthy!

Kid: I have fructophobia.

Mom: No you don't, and put that Pringles can down!
fructophobia by Coryeek August 15, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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