Foctophobia 

The fear of closing out tabs on your browser because you may need them again someday.

Looking over his shoulder at his computer screen, I noticed he had a bad case of Foctophobia.

Foctophobia by Jalson112 May 4, 2024

factophobia 

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology

Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!

factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

Fordophobia 

1. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Rob Ford.

2. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Ford vehicles.

Ex. 1
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!

Ex. 2
Jim: Hey Bob! Did you look at the new lineup of Ford vehicles?
Bob: No!

Jim: Why not?
Bob: I was diagnosed with Fordophobia after the last Ford I owned.

Fordophobia by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Factphobia 

The fear of facts/truth getting told to a person

People with Factphobia are crybabies

Factphobia by idkurnamesorry June 18, 2018

Fortphobia 

The phobia or the fear of being gay

Hey dude come join us in a game of fortnite!

Sorry, I have fortphobia.

Fortphobia by 8131snake May 28, 2018

fomophobia 

When you have been tricked into buying cryptocurrencies that are on the rise, only to lose most of your investment. You now have fomophobia!

"Jan has fomophobia after she lost $10,000 investing in Syscoin. But that's only because she sold - if she held, she would have $100,000 of profit today!"

fomophobia by cryptosupremo October 17, 2017

Octophobia

fear of the number 8, this IS a legit and very real phobia.

"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Octophobia by M-HO March 10, 2005