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Frosted Log
My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.
Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log
Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log
Frosted Log by Aultow August 12, 2014
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Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks
An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.
First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
Frosted onions
Frosted onions by GDNS2018 August 24, 2016
frosted kitty treats
I wish my dog would stop eating frosted kitty treats. I keep finding little trails of gravel leading to my dog with bad breath.
frosted kitty treats by A dog and cat owner May 28, 2013
Frosted Sugar Cookies
Jamal: Ayo Tom, you got any Frosted Sugar Cookies?
Tom: You know it.
Henry: Nah bro those are shit.
Jamal: THE FUCK YOU SAYING?
Tom: You know it.
Henry: Nah bro those are shit.
Jamal: THE FUCK YOU SAYING?
Frosted Sugar Cookies by CrispyRoti October 9, 2022
Frosted Flakes
Frosted Flakes by bigpeep113 February 24, 2017
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