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frostshock by Jadella January 5, 2007
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frostcock
The drawing of a penis on a car whose windows are frosted over. This event usually takes place after a winter night of drinking at a friends house, and upon leaving, drawing penises on neighbors frosty cars. the neighbors being none the wiser. It is ideal to use a knuckle rather than a finger as to not leave a fingerprint.
We were so drunk at Joe's house, when we left, we drew frostcocks all over his neighbors cars, unbeknownst to them...
frostcock by Tommynormous November 26, 2009
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Frost Shock
A sexual event. This is something that can only happen when three instances are correct:
- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.
During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.
- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.
During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.
"Man, I was fucking Sasquatch last night and I gave her the Frost Shock. Maybe now the bitch won't call me any more."
"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"
"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"
Frost Shock by HLY_SHFT June 17, 2009
Frost shock
1. A spell that deals a little over 500 frost damage and slows the target to 50% normal speed for 8 seconds; movement speed reduction is subject to diminishing returns.
2. A spell mostly alliance whine the heck about because they don't have as much experience with shamans as horde players do.
2. A spell mostly alliance whine the heck about because they don't have as much experience with shamans as horde players do.
Frost shock by Boznick September 26, 2005
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frost shock by Cereal April 11, 2005
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FROSTSHOCKZORED2DEATHOMGWTF by Cereal SwS April 11, 2005
Frost Shock
Frost Shock by Thrall's hero class April 26, 2005
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