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frostcock

The drawing of a penis on a car whose windows are frosted over. This event usually takes place after a winter night of drinking at a friends house, and upon leaving, drawing penises on neighbors frosty cars. the neighbors being none the wiser. It is ideal to use a knuckle rather than a finger as to not leave a fingerprint.
We were so drunk at Joe's house, when we left, we drew frostcocks all over his neighbors cars, unbeknownst to them...
by Tommynormous November 26, 2009
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frostbacks

Noun. Term for Canadians who have entered the United States either legally or illegally for the purpose of obtaining employment. Common reasons for their emigration are; lower taxes, warmer weather, and cheap cigarettes.
Those stupid frostbacks left canadian bacon and molson bottles all over our front lawn.
by Bomtech January 4, 2009
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frostback

those stupid frostbacks left canadian bacon and molson bottles all over our front lawn
by the_grim_reaper May 31, 2003
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frostdick

a condition characterized by a cold sensation, numbness, and/or swelling localized to the penis, particularly after being outside in cold weather
Phil wore thin pants on a run in below-zero conditions, and came back with frostdick
by trainsimulator151 February 19, 2013
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frostfucked

when your best friend give you a cold anal between the legs
Fiery slut : oh my gosh Jack cold me off fuck me in the butt
Jack : hell yeah here come the frostfucker
frostfucked is the hole.....
by Hunky Tiger April 23, 2015
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Frost Cock

A life threatening condition of the penis due to extensive exposure of extreme cold temperatures.
Issa got frost cock and the head of his penis had to have a glansectomy and he also had to be castrated.
by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018
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frontocks

A buttocks looking latitudinal cleft of skin that is created when a woman of size wears underwear that is way too small for her frame.
I married her with a bunt, I got a frontocks a few years later.

Some are breast men, some ass men, I'm a frontock guy...
by frontocks June 17, 2010
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