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frostcock 

The drawing of a penis on a car whose windows are frosted over. This event usually takes place after a winter night of drinking at a friends house, and upon leaving, drawing penises on neighbors frosty cars. the neighbors being none the wiser. It is ideal to use a knuckle rather than a finger as to not leave a fingerprint.
We were so drunk at Joe's house, when we left, we drew frostcocks all over his neighbors cars, unbeknownst to them...
frostcock by Tommynormous November 26, 2009
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frostbacks 

Noun. Term for Canadians who have entered the United States either legally or illegally for the purpose of obtaining employment. Common reasons for their emigration are; lower taxes, warmer weather, and cheap cigarettes.
Those stupid frostbacks left canadian bacon and molson bottles all over our front lawn.
frostbacks by Bomtech January 4, 2009

frostback 

those stupid frostbacks left canadian bacon and molson bottles all over our front lawn
frostback by the_grim_reaper May 31, 2003

frostdick 

a condition characterized by a cold sensation, numbness, and/or swelling localized to the penis, particularly after being outside in cold weather
Phil wore thin pants on a run in below-zero conditions, and came back with frostdick
frostdick by trainsimulator151 February 19, 2013

frostfucked 

when your best friend give you a cold anal between the legs
Fiery slut : oh my gosh Jack cold me off fuck me in the butt
Jack : hell yeah here come the frostfucker
frostfucked is the hole.....
frostfucked by Hunky Tiger April 23, 2015

Frost Cock 

A life threatening condition of the penis due to extensive exposure of extreme cold temperatures.
Issa got frost cock and the head of his penis had to have a glansectomy and he also had to be castrated.
Frost Cock by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

frontocks 

A buttocks looking latitudinal cleft of skin that is created when a woman of size wears underwear that is way too small for her frame.
I married her with a bunt, I got a frontocks a few years later.

Some are breast men, some ass men, I'm a frontock guy...
frontocks by frontocks June 17, 2010