Fontshock

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When you are surprised and astounded by the size of a persons font in their phone.

Omg! Fontshock! I can see your text message from across the table!!

Fontshock by Crispy K. September 20, 2025

Words you can keep

fonchock

A fonchock is a high stepper, show off, likes nice shit, probably has a big chock. Usually has a painted White House.

Can you believe This dude painTed his house white in a time like this? What a fonchock!

fonchock by Jimbo Fischer November 11, 2021

frostshock

World of Warcraft Shamen spell causing damage and slows something by 50% for 8 seconds.

The shamen casted frostshock and killed me.

frostshock by Jadella January 5, 2007

FROSTSHOCKZORED2DEATHOMGWTF

when a shaman in WoW does frost shock to you, this is what you will think and say.

*shaman does frost shock over and over*
and you say "FROSTSHOCKZORED2DEATHOMGWTF"

FROSTSHOCKZORED2DEATHOMGWTF by Cereal SwS April 11, 2005

the fartshocker

When a male puts two in the pink and one in the stink, and she farts on his pinky.

Pee uuuu pink stinky stink.

I tried to do ass play but she gave me the fartshocker.

the fartshocker by Squigglespp December 22, 2016

Footshock

Footshock, alternatively Toeshock, is another term for podophopia (a fear of feet). This term is specifically used to describe those who've obtained this phobia via the internet and the normalization of foot fetishes, being unable to see feet the same way ever again.

"Dude, could you put some fuckin' socks on, man? I got major footshock, bro. You can thank everyone from Twitter to Discord for that shit."

Footshock by MisterrMustachio September 8, 2025

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026