Frostjock

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A campus white boy who wears too much Gel in his hair and has highlight frosting on it.
Drinks Natti Light and attends Keg Parties with white girls.
Has a few black friends that are just like them.
They wear birkenstock sandals and are lame.

"This frostjock just kicked me out of the campus party."

Frostjock by Met Rocc ODOT January 1, 2007

Words you can keep

frostbacks

Noun. Term for Canadians who have entered the United States either legally or illegally for the purpose of obtaining employment. Common reasons for their emigration are; lower taxes, warmer weather, and cheap cigarettes.

Those stupid frostbacks left canadian bacon and molson bottles all over our front lawn.

frostbacks by Bomtech January 4, 2009

Related Words

Frostjock • Frost Cock • frost docking • frost pocket • frostback • frontocks • fronttocks • frostick • frostdick • frostfucked

frostback

a canadian

those stupid frostbacks left canadian bacon and molson bottles all over our front lawn

frostback by the_grim_reaper May 31, 2003

frostdick

a condition characterized by a cold sensation, numbness, and/or swelling localized to the penis, particularly after being outside in cold weather

Phil wore thin pants on a run in below-zero conditions, and came back with frostdick

frostdick by trainsimulator151 February 19, 2013

fratjocks

The best of the best on campus. The Fratjocks fuck the puny Pledge Boys on their 450 foot yacht. Grant Macdonald is very fond of the fratjocks and even on occasion invited them to the cockship.

Boy-“bro the fratjocks are fucking the pledge boys in the showers right now!”
Girl-“Well the fratjocks are just that cool I guess.”

fratjocks by thefortpotoato July 5, 2019

frostcock

The drawing of a penis on a car whose windows are frosted over. This event usually takes place after a winter night of drinking at a friends house, and upon leaving, drawing penises on neighbors frosty cars. the neighbors being none the wiser. It is ideal to use a knuckle rather than a finger as to not leave a fingerprint.

We were so drunk at Joe's house, when we left, we drew frostcocks all over his neighbors cars, unbeknownst to them...

frostcock by Tommynormous November 26, 2009

frostfucked

when your best friend give you a cold anal between the legs

Fiery slut : oh my gosh Jack cold me off fuck me in the butt
Jack : hell yeah here come the frostfucker
frostfucked is the hole.....

frostfucked by Hunky Tiger April 23, 2015

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026