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Prostitutes 

Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"

national prostitutes day 

Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.
Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.

froshtitute 

A female freshman who is eager to hook up with every guy on campus.
It was well know when Jenny left home she was going to be a froshtitute.
froshtitute by Permeister August 15, 2005

Frostitute 

Females that will continue to dress like prostitutes, no matter how many degrees below zero the weather is.
Damn its cold, but it looks like nothing will stop those Frostitutes.
Frostitute by definedbymax December 1, 2011

Frostitute 

A Frostitute is a fan of of Jack Frost from the movie The Guardians.
Join if you're a Frostitute.
Frostitute by Hehe, Me. December 4, 2012

Kazakhstan's Prostitutes 

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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