"Kazakhstan greatest country in the
world,
all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number
one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan
home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern
Fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry
best in the
world,
we invented toffee and the trouser
belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
