"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,
all other countries are run by
little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein
swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
we invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's
prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
