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femullet 

The female version of the mullet. Commonly paired with cancer spotted skin, way too much blue eyeshadow, Hooter's shirts, and farm equipment.
That trashy lady's femullet looks like she got hit with her husband's sheepshearing blade.
femullet by Flora April 23, 2003
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Fromlette 

(n.) An omlette lacking all ingredients that define it as an "omlette" and substituting them with simply salt, pepper, and the icing on the cake (in this case, the icing on the eggs): Frank's Red Hot Sauce!
1. "I couldnt afford any cheese or anything else to make an omlette, so I proceeded to make a fromlette by drowning my eggs in Frank's Red Hot Sauce."

2. "Damn Carl... What the hell is this fiery red mess you're trying to serve me??!" asked Duncan.

"It's a Fromlette mang." responded Carl.
Fromlette by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005

Femullet 

The female counterpart to the mullet. They are somewhat more rare than the mullet, and inspire so much more awe. Also in most cases, they arouse wild desire. The femullet can often be seen hanging around the local McDonald's, buying every item off of the Dollar Menu. It is highly common to see a femullet with back boobs.

A femullet can't contain her raw sexuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. Any sexual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. Some cultures revere the femullet's power of fertility.

If you manage to snip off some of the femullet's hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.
Darrel: Man, that is one wicked old femullet over there.
Ellyse: Yeah, she bought like 20 egg McMuffins and now she's just scarfin'. Niiice.
Femullet by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad November 22, 2009
Frullet is the reverse of "Mullet". It is a fashionable hairstyle in which the hair in front is significantly longer than the hair in back. This should be considered as a "Front Mullet" or a Frullet.

Fullet a ground-breaking concept celebrated by trendy women and female punk rockers. It is the only concept that has brought the two paradigms closer together other than anatomy (i.e. the uterus).
Gina's Frullet is so spectacular that the girl can't see two feet in front of her. Her forehead sweats while she gets frostbite on the back of her head. Bitchin.....!
Frullet by Francois1980 April 24, 2009

Femullet 

Yo, check out that chick's femullet!
Femullet by Superkid3112 May 28, 2010
when "fro" and "mullet" become one.
shaft in front, party in the back
"That dude's hair was totally out of control! His mullet was so big and frizzy, it was a frollet."
frollet by Gabby-dawg February 20, 2005