femullet

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The female version of the mullet. Commonly paired with cancer spotted skin, way too much blue eyeshadow, Hooter's shirts, and farm equipment.

That trashy lady's femullet looks like she got hit with her husband's sheepshearing blade.

femullet by Flora April 23, 2003

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Femullet

The female counterpart to the mullet. They are somewhat more rare than the mullet, and inspire so much more awe. Also in most cases, they arouse wild desire. The femullet can often be seen hanging around the local McDonald's, buying every item off of the Dollar Menu. It is highly common to see a femullet with back boobs.

A femullet can't contain her raw sexuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. Any sexual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. Some cultures revere the femullet's power of fertility.

If you manage to snip off some of the femullet's hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.

Darrel: Man, that is one wicked old femullet over there.
Ellyse: Yeah, she bought like 20 egg McMuffins and now she's just scarfin'. Niiice.

Femullet by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad November 22, 2009

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femullet • fem-mullet

Femullet

A woman with a mullet.

Yo, check out that chick's femullet!

Femullet by Superkid3112 May 28, 2010

fe-mullet

a female lesbians mullet
grossest longest dirtiest mullet ever

mandy moore

fe-mullet by PJ April 28, 2003

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026