Definitions by Francois1980
Frullet
Frullet is the reverse of "Mullet". It is a fashionable hairstyle in which the hair in front is significantly longer than the hair in back. This should be considered as a "Front Mullet" or a Frullet.
Fullet a ground-breaking concept celebrated by trendy women and female punk rockers. It is the only concept that has brought the two paradigms closer together other than anatomy (i.e. the uterus).
Fullet a ground-breaking concept celebrated by trendy women and female punk rockers. It is the only concept that has brought the two paradigms closer together other than anatomy (i.e. the uterus).
Gina's Frullet is so spectacular that the girl can't see two feet in front of her. Her forehead sweats while she gets frostbite on the back of her head. Bitchin.....!
Frullet by Francois1980 April 24, 2009
DUNCH
Similar to a gaggle of retards, a DUNCH consists of two or more individuals grouped together in an intoxicated state that can be observed making loud noises, making poor decisions, and suffering from decreased motorskills.
Jimmy, how are we not going to get kicked out of the club with this DUNCH? One of the members already passed out, one tore an MCL, one sprained an ankle, and one is throwing ice into the crowd and doing the robot!
DUNCH by Francois1980 March 26, 2009
Nevada Tub Thump
The act of defecating or urinating in a bathtub. The act is typically paired with intoxication and generally results from apathy or else long waits for the toilet.
Dammit Andy, you pulled the Nevada Tub Thump again? Was it number 1 or number 2? Terrible.... just terrible.
Nevada Tub Thump by Francois1980 March 26, 2009
Hammer Drop
A situation in which an individual feels matter move extremely fast through his or her lower intestines with a loud gurgling sound. The signal implies that the individual has less than 2 minutes to find a toilet or else he or she will shit their paints in an explosive manner.
I just felt the hammer drop. If I don’t shred some porcelain now, I’m going to mess my pants!
Did you hear my hammer drop? It looks like have to run. It is time to paint the back of the toilet bowl!
Did you hear my hammer drop? It looks like have to run. It is time to paint the back of the toilet bowl!
Hammer Drop by Francois1980 March 1, 2009
To Squirrel
To disappear from a drinking event without anyone noticing, and then return to home.
The behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.
In some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her Lassie instincts and finds his or her way home like a K9.
The behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.
In some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her Lassie instincts and finds his or her way home like a K9.
To Squirrel
Mike: Where the fuck did Amir go?
General Consensus: I have no idea!
Mike: Damn it! Amir squirreled again!
Mike: Where the fuck did Amir go?
General Consensus: I have no idea!
Mike: Damn it! Amir squirreled again!
To Squirrel by Francois1980 February 27, 2009
BT Dubs
A play on the acronymn for: "By the way" It's the same as "BTW", in other words, it's another way of throwing the English language down the shitter for more efficient internet chat purposes.
BT Dubs by Francois1980 January 23, 2009
Philadelphia Deposit
The act of taking a shit in someone else's bathroom, not flushing, and waiting for the victim to follow the smell to the source of the problem.
After consuming 3 cheesesteaks, Bill hit the bachelor's bathroom with a huge Philadephia Deposit. The bachelor then followed the smell to the source of the problem and realized he had been the victim of a Philadelphia deposit. He immediately flushed the toilet, but the smell had already defused throughout the hotel room.
Philadelphia Deposit by Francois1980 January 20, 2009