frigtarded 

Incredibly stupid or dumb. To behave incomprehensibly as to exhibit signs of retardation. Combination of 'friggin' and 'retarded'.

Because you put friggin kill switches in your software. But then you're so frigtarded that you do it wrong and the kill switches start messing up legitimate users.

frigtarded by Michael Crawford January 22, 2008

Flirtarded 

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010

frigtard 

Frig (derivative of fuck) + tard (retard) = frigtard (fucking retard)

That frigtard thinks Windows is a superior operating system to Mac OS X.

frigtard by Steve Dallas January 28, 2007

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

fagtarded 

a combination of the words faggot and retarded. used to describe a really dumb or stupid person who has no idea what is going on.

look at jessica, she's so fagtarded.

fagtarded by princess June 18, 2006

frigtard 

frigging + retard

word to denote Fucking Retarded people

He is such a frigtard.

or

It made me realize that this world has a lot of frigtards.

frigtard by LAD.M March 9, 2008