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by Matt11111 November 24, 2011
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Once upon a time the end

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.
by Matt11111 September 18, 2012
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Friggatriskaidekaphobia

The fear of Friday the thirteenth. The Frigga is for Friday, the triskai is for 3, the deka means 10, so triskaideca means 13, and phobia is the fear.
Guy 1: So what's up?
Guy 2: What date is it?
Guy 3: Friday the thirteenth.
Guy 4: Anyone here have friggatriskaidekaphobia?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 4: Not me.
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy 3: None of us.
by Matt11111 September 18, 2012
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airplane fail

A nickname for someone who drives a remote-controlled plane and the plane crash-lands.
Man 1: Hey, airplane fail.
Man 2: My remote-controlled plane did crash-land.
by Matt11111 January 02, 2012
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loomine

A new word I made up. It is another word for "Book".
Man 1: I just started reading this awesome loomine.
Man 2: Loomine?
Man 3: I was with this guy when he got the loomine. It means "book."
Man 4: You should have gotten it from the context.
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: Anyhow, let's read the loomine.
Man 3: We're in.
by Matt11111 January 02, 2012
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Why are you looking at this definition? You know how to count to ten.
Guy 1: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Guy 2: Smart.
by Matt11111 January 02, 2012
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Rubik's Cube

A puzzle cube that was created by Hungarian sculptor Erno Rubik. There are exactly 43,252,003,274,489,855,999 different scrambles for a Rubik's Cube, and 1 configuration that is right.

There are many different sizes of Rubik's Cube, and the statistic above is from a 3x3x3.
Matt: Hey, Max!
Max: Hi, Matt, can you solve my Rubik's Cube?
Matt: Well, I dunno--YES! (solves in 2 minutes)
Max: WOW! You are amazing, Matt.
Matt: Thanks. Now I have to show someone how to eat a cupcake the right way.
by Matt11111 January 03, 2014
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