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Rubik's Cube

A puzzle cube that was created by Hungarian sculptor Erno Rubik. There are exactly 43,252,003,274,489,855,999 different scrambles for a Rubik's Cube, and 1 configuration that is right.

There are many different sizes of Rubik's Cube, and the statistic above is from a 3x3x3.
Matt: Hey, Max!
Max: Hi, Matt, can you solve my Rubik's Cube?
Matt: Well, I dunno--YES! (solves in 2 minutes)
Max: WOW! You are amazing, Matt.
Matt: Thanks. Now I have to show someone how to eat a cupcake the right way.
by Matt11111 January 3, 2014
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Friggatriskaidekaphobia

The fear of Friday the thirteenth. The Frigga is for Friday, the triskai is for 3, the deka means 10, so triskaideca means 13, and phobia is the fear.
Guy 1: So what's up?
Guy 2: What date is it?
Guy 3: Friday the thirteenth.
Guy 4: Anyone here have friggatriskaidekaphobia?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 4: Not me.
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy 3: None of us.
by Matt11111 September 18, 2012
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Wink

Wink. THAT IS SO STUPID!
by Matt11111 September 18, 2012
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Once upon a time the end

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.
by Matt11111 September 18, 2012
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Disneyitis

The result of watching too much Disney Channel, like a Jessie marathon during season 4.
Boy 1: What's up!
Boy 2: I found out I have Disneyitis. I was watching Ant Farm, Jessie, and all the other shows last night. (snores)
by Matt11111 September 18, 2012
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Gmail

An interesting and cool email service. You will not receive a lot of spam.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love Gmail!
by Matt11111 November 25, 2011
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two

The number that comes after 1 and before 3. it is the answer to the worst math problem ever.
by Matt11111 November 25, 2011
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