A fedora-clad neckbeard who believes the friendzone actually exists. He is typically a brony, and jerks off to technicolor cartoon ponies. He also believes white men are more oppressed than ever and feminists (or as he likes to say, feminazi) are all bitches and need to shut the hell up and go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!
also known as: pissbaby

Person 1: not all men are dogs!!! go back to the kitchen!!
Person 2: woah, chill out brony friendzoni.
Person 1: sToP oPpReSSING MEEEEE!!

brony friendzoni by potatofucker666 March 5, 2015

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Friendernizing

The act of flirting/talking to a hot girl's friend in order to get to the hot girl

Matt: Why were you talking to that grenade last night?
Kyle: Oh I was trying to get it in with Molly. Had to do some friendernizing first.
Matt: How'd it go?
Kyle. Not well Molly's boyfriend is a total cockblock

Friendernizing by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

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friendzoning

When someone plays the friend zone waiting to make a move.

Friendzoning that girl isn't going to get you laid brah!
Girls arent machines you put kindness coins into waiting for sex to fall out.

friendzoning by people of earth April 2, 2015

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frienderino

A friend who is significantly older than you.

Example: You are 30 and your best friend is 45. They would be your frienderino

frienderino by MiffyO October 29, 2014

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