Friendzoni

The figurative dish you get served by someone who you may like, have a crush on, etc., but they only see you as a friend.

"I've had a crush on her for months; today she told me I'm a really good friend."

"Damn man...she served you a bowl of Friendzoni."

by HighValleyDesertWonder February 9, 2013

brony friendzoni

A fedora-clad neckbeard who believes the friendzone actually exists. He is typically a brony, and jerks off to technicolor cartoon ponies. He also believes white men are more oppressed than ever and feminists (or as he likes to say, feminazi) are all bitches and need to shut the hell up and go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!
also known as: pissbaby

Person 1: not all men are dogs!!! go back to the kitchen!!
Person 2: woah, chill out brony friendzoni.
Person 1: sToP oPpReSSING MEEEEE!!

by potatofucker666 March 6, 2015

friendzonied

the act of being placed in the "friend zone"

guy:i really like you, like like you.

girl:oh i really like you to, you're like a brother.

guy:oh i've just been friendzonied, havent i?

girl:yeah....sorry

by joeshmo3000 May 16, 2011