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Friendzoni 

The figurative dish you get served by someone who you may like, have a crush on, etc., but they only see you as a friend.
"I've had a crush on her for months; today she told me I'm a really good friend."

"Damn man...she served you a bowl of Friendzoni."

friendzonian 

inhabitants of the plane of existence called "Friendzone"

this term is only used in one instance. to express pity.
poor Friendzonians
friendzonian by Jason Sng September 3, 2012

brony friendzoni

A fedora-clad neckbeard who believes the friendzone actually exists. He is typically a brony, and jerks off to technicolor cartoon ponies. He also believes white men are more oppressed than ever and feminists (or as he likes to say, feminazi) are all bitches and need to shut the hell up and go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!
also known as: pissbaby
Person 1: not all men are dogs!!! go back to the kitchen!!
Person 2: woah, chill out brony friendzoni.
Person 1: sToP oPpReSSING MEEEEE!!

friendzoning 

When someone plays the friend zone waiting to make a move.
Friendzoning that girl isn't going to get you laid brah!
Girls arent machines you put kindness coins into waiting for sex to fall out.

friendzonied 

the act of being placed in the "friend zone"
guy:i really like you, like like you.

girl:oh i really like you to, you're like a brother.

guy:oh i've just been friendzonied, havent i?

girl:yeah....sorry
friendzonied by joeshmo3000 June 9, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026