Definitions by mshizzle10

Shearch

The act of scoping out the best place at a crowded party to take a shit

Joe: Dude where have you been?
Steve: Man I've been shearching but there's too many hot girls using all the bathrooms.
Joe: Sucks man. Guess you'll just have to praire dog.

Shearch by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

Kanyeeze 

The act of interrupting someones story or speech with a loud and violent sneeze

Steve: How'd that talk with Sarah go
Tom: She kept bitching about her exam but luckily I Kanyeezed and she stopped
Steve: Nice.

Kanyeeze by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

Friendernizing 

The act of flirting/talking to a hot girl's friend in order to get to the hot girl

Matt: Why were you talking to that grenade last night?
Kyle: Oh I was trying to get it in with Molly. Had to do some friendernizing first.
Matt: How'd it go?
Kyle. Not well Molly's boyfriend is a total cockblock

Friendernizing by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

Trinary Scale 

Evolving from the binary scale for rating females, the trinary scale attempts to incorporate the influence of alcohol on the binary scale. For example, instead of the usual 0 = won't bang and 1 = will bang, the trinary scale goes from 0 to 2, where 0 = never bang, 1 = will bang drunk, and 2 = will bang anytime

Jack: Dude, I saw this girl in class who was a legit 2 on the trinary scale
Sam: Whatever dude all you bang are 0's anyway

Trinary Scale by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

Debrief 

The act of talking in a group about the events of the night prior and piecing things together. This usually includes everyone attempting to recall the things that happened since most group members were most likely blacked out.

Josie: We figured out John made out with Alyssa during the debrief
Jim: Ew dude. That chick is barely a 1 on the trinary scale

Debrief by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015