Friendzoni

The figurative dish you get served by someone who you may like, have a crush on, etc., but they only see you as a friend.

"I've had a crush on her for months; today she told me I'm a really good friend."

"Damn man...she served you a bowl of Friendzoni."

by HighValleyDesertWonder February 9, 2013

brony friendzoni

A fedora-clad neckbeard who believes the friendzone actually exists. He is typically a brony, and jerks off to technicolor cartoon ponies. He also believes white men are more oppressed than ever and feminists (or as he likes to say, feminazi) are all bitches and need to shut the hell up and go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!
also known as: pissbaby

Person 1: not all men are dogs!!! go back to the kitchen!!
Person 2: woah, chill out brony friendzoni.
Person 1: sToP oPpReSSING MEEEEE!!

by potatofucker666 March 5, 2015

Friendzone Predator

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship

"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."

by Mai Ainsel June 28, 2020

Friendzone

A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. It is impossible to get over someone while in the friendzone, because, as friends, you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.

Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I want to just be friends.
Person 1 is now in the friendzone.

by EmiLogic February 28, 2017

Ser Friendzone

1) A man who goes above and beyond attempting to win the affection of someone they are attracted to but gets but in the friendzone anyway. Ser Friendzone is usually less self aware than the fabled White Kinght.
2) Ser Jorah Mormont from George RR Martin's Game of Thrones book series.

Mike really needs to give it up with Holly, he's moving close to being Ser Friendzone.

by Ser Rees McKelvey June 2, 2015

Friendocide

The massive deletion of Facebook friends and phone numbers

Friend 1: "Dude I'm going on a Friendocide tomorrow"

Friend 2: "I hope I make the cut"

by V8 Arbor Mist May 23, 2011

to friendzone

Basically a verb form of friendzone: To put someone who loves you and wants to DATE you in the zone of just friends, like if you were friendzoned, then you basically got rejected.

Bro, my "girl" wanted to friendzone me... WHY I SPENT 3 MONTHS ON HER

by joshuliu December 8, 2016