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ugliest fattest bitch u will ever meet in your life. she drives the ugliest tracker too, some gay green color. pretty much shes fatt n a watse of our precious oxygen n needs to die
freas said schmidt felt her up, but we all know no man w/ 1/20th a brain would touch her no matter how drunk
freas by LeROY SHOVEITUPMYASS March 22, 2004

university of the fraser valley 

A 'university' in British Columbia, Canada for poor, underprivileged valley kids and their professors.
A: I go to UFV
B: ?
A: (sigh) the University of the Fraser Valley
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feasiebel 

Possible to write code easily or conveniently in Siebel CRM.
This algorithm is completely functional and feasible to write in every programming language, but I'm afraid it's not feasiebel.
feasiebel by ttomino July 17, 2019
Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.
Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe
Feastan by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020

Buddha's Feast 

I had to drop a mad Buddha's Feast after eating that veggie chicken sammich.
Buddha's Feast by OZ616 May 13, 2010
1) v. Stuffing your face with food provided for free by other people, usually family or friends.

2) n,v. When your friends leave town on vacation and offer for you to come clean out their fridge of all leftovers while they are gone. Feasting for free!
1) Let's go to my mom's house so we can freast before we head out tonight!

2)Person #1: "Well, it looks like they left us 2-day old Chinese takeout, a bland carrot salad, chickpea spaghetti, and a piece of gluten-free spinach quiche..."
Person #2: "This is going to be a freast!"
Person #1: "Yeah! Let's freast!"
Freast by foulball January 19, 2015
Feastee /fi sti:/
definition
Muslim people celebrate Ramadan feast or Eid al-Adha. On that day parents or adults give gifts, usually a small amount of money to their kids.

Some kids go door to door and get their Feastees.

Sometimes the feastee is only one chocolate or a traditional dessert.
I gave my kids their feastee.

She hasn't got any feastee from her father.
Feastee by Macos Karam July 5, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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