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ugliest fattest bitch u will ever meet in your life. she drives the ugliest tracker too, some gay green color. pretty much shes fatt n a watse of our precious oxygen n needs to die
freas said schmidt felt her up, but we all know no man w/ 1/20th a brain would touch her no matter how drunk
freas by LeROY SHOVEITUPMYASS March 22, 2004

university of the fraser valley 

A 'university' in British Columbia, Canada for poor, underprivileged valley kids and their professors.
A: I go to UFV
B: ?
A: (sigh) the University of the Fraser Valley
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feasiebel 

Possible to write code easily or conveniently in Siebel CRM.
This algorithm is completely functional and feasible to write in every programming language, but I'm afraid it's not feasiebel.
feasiebel by ttomino July 17, 2019
Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.
Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe
Feastan by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020

Buddha's Feast 

I had to drop a mad Buddha's Feast after eating that veggie chicken sammich.
Buddha's Feast by OZ616 May 13, 2010
1) v. Stuffing your face with food provided for free by other people, usually family or friends.

2) n,v. When your friends leave town on vacation and offer for you to come clean out their fridge of all leftovers while they are gone. Feasting for free!
1) Let's go to my mom's house so we can freast before we head out tonight!

2)Person #1: "Well, it looks like they left us 2-day old Chinese takeout, a bland carrot salad, chickpea spaghetti, and a piece of gluten-free spinach quiche..."
Person #2: "This is going to be a freast!"
Person #1: "Yeah! Let's freast!"
Freast by foulball January 19, 2015
Feastee /fi sti:/
definition
Muslim people celebrate Ramadan feast or Eid al-Adha. On that day parents or adults give gifts, usually a small amount of money to their kids.

Some kids go door to door and get their Feastees.

Sometimes the feastee is only one chocolate or a traditional dessert.
I gave my kids their feastee.

She hasn't got any feastee from her father.
Feastee by Macos Karam July 5, 2016
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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