Drink of the Gods. Designated to be the greatest drink of them all, by Dionysus the ancient greek god of wine, theatre, and crocs, Franzia has become world renowned for its elegant taste and almost imortal style of soul which few alcoholic beverages can even begin to rivil in terms of economic happenstance and awesomeness.

It is often regarded as customary to bring one's own box of select Franzia to fine meals when dinning out, such actions are thought to be the mark of the upper glass.

After hitting on a few hotties on the dance floor, Skeeter ended up bringing Yolanda back to his flat. Wanting to make an impression he devised a four course candlelight dinner. After untwisting the Franzia and pouring a few glasses, everything was tongue and cheek. They didn't make it past the appetizer.

Franzia by Bruce Finklestein Coolio December 15, 2008

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Franzia Stand

the act of holding a bag of franzia wine over your head and drinking as much as possible.

Greg's eyes beamed with accomplishment after finishing a 45 second Franzia Stand.

Franzia Stand by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

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tour de franzia

contestants race to finish a bag of franzia wine, and then ride bikes.

dude what did you do to your elbow?

tour de franzia last night, bro

tour de franzia by fenderbender41 May 21, 2010

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le tour de franzia

Le Tour de Franzia is a drinking game in which the point is to consume a 5L box of wine as fast as possible. Usually requiring a team. Each team gets a color corresponding to their varietal of choice.

Dude I thought I was Lance Drinkstrong last night and did le Tour de Franzia by myself.

How long did you puke afterwards.

2 hours

le tour de franzia by Rapcallion 1 RVA September 4, 2006

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