Definitions by TimGraham

twobird 

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."
Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

twobird by TimGraham November 6, 2008

Franziating 

The act of consuming copious amounts of boxed wine, particularly Franzia.

"What are you guys doing tonight?"

"Oh..well, we're Franziating then heading to the bar around 11."

Franziating by TimGraham February 7, 2007