franorexia 

loss of appetite and inability to eat stemming from being really fucking smart and pompous

Lisa: What's with our professor? It's like he gets skinnier between each class.
Debbie: I think he has franorexia.

franorexia by CGB Spender November 16, 2011

granorexia 

a psychological disorder whereby grandmothers suffer from a distorted body image and pathological fear of acting their age. Granorexics may use dieting, self-induced vomiting, excessive exercise, and dressing in clothes more suitable for their grandchildren to highlight their 'ideal physique'. Granorexics often comment negatively about their children's and grandchildren's weight.

A. "Wow - your mom looks good for 62."

B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."

granorexia by Grinding October 8, 2010

Fatorexia

Opposite Anorexia. Thinking ones self is to Thin. Consuming food in order not to think your thin.

I think Becky is suffering from Fatorexia. She keeps saying that she is to thin, and keeps eating and eating. and She already weights about 350lbs.

Fatorexia by Scott67 March 31, 2008

granorexia 

granorexia is when first time grandmothers freak out about being a "grandma" so they totally overhaul themselves to look hot by spray tanning, buying super young trash clothes and losing tons of weight. when these ladies lose too much weight trying to achieve their new look, they could be suffering from "granorexia".

"every since the baby was born, betty looks like she's trying to look friggin 18...plus she has gotten soooooooooooooo thin!"

"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"

granorexia by winks September 23, 2006

fanorexic

A fan who is so devoted and in awe of a celebrity, that even if that celebrity starts on the downhill slope of anorexia or bulimia, the fan will follow them. They will adopt bad eating habits and/or drug addictions just to be as skinny as that celebrity which they idolise so.

Anyone who's a Nicole Richie or Tara Reid fan is sure to become fanorexic soon!

fanorexic by QJ87 April 26, 2008

Flanorexia 

Flanorexia is an sexual disorder characterized by extreme and obsessive fear of coming into sexual or visable contact of Flanagans.

The term Flanorexia was established in 1987 and roughly translates as 'stumpius cockius' in Latin
The condition largely affects women between the ages of 14 and 82 years.

Flanorexic behavior is thought to originate from an obsessive fear of being touched, kissed, sexed by, or in some cases just making eye contact with a member of the Flanagan family.

People with flanorexia also have other psychological difficulties such as Sexlexia (Latin)- 'sexius lexius'

Sociocultural studies have highlighted the role of cultural factors, such as the media’s promotion of toned, built men as the ideal male form rather than the withered, frail frame of the Flanagan's. Women in the Somerset area are at particular risk of developing Flanorexia as this is where he lurks in his sex cave.

Flanorexia is thought to have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder, with anywhere from 6-20% of those who are diagnosed with the disorder eventually dying from nightares and constant vomitting. Clinicians were warned of the risks as 37% of subjects reported at least one suicide attempt.

Scientists are yet to find a definite cure for the disease, but women within the 14-82 age bracket are advised to use sunglasses to escape his gaze if feeling threatened, and pepper spray in emergencies.

'She died of Flanorexia'

'Dont go to Somerset, you will get Flanorexia'

'I dont want to have sex with you, i am Flanorexic'

'Stop touching me i am Flanorexic you horny toad'

Flanorexia by Knicker Weasel January 7, 2010

fakorexia 

Someone who fakes anorexia for attention because she cant get it from anywhere else..

Chloe..."i havent eaten in weeks"

Becki..."why not thats dumb"

Chloe..."my mum and dad wont let me they wont give me money anymore, boo hoo il have to take paracetomol instead"

Becki,(to claire)..."she has fakorexia"

fakorexia by i love buckteeth April 18, 2009