ralphie:why is keith so skinny? doesnt he eat lots of frosted flakes?
paul:he has branorexia. he poops it all out.
paul:he has branorexia. he poops it all out.
by le glace April 15, 2009
Get the branorexia mug.a psychological disorder whereby grandmothers suffer from a distorted body image and pathological fear of acting their age. Granorexics may use dieting, self-induced vomiting, excessive exercise, and dressing in clothes more suitable for their grandchildren to highlight their 'ideal physique'. Granorexics often comment negatively about their children's and grandchildren's weight.
A. "Wow - your mom looks good for 62."
B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."
B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."
by Grinding October 8, 2010
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granorexia is when first time grandmothers freak out about being a "grandma" so they totally overhaul themselves to look hot by spray tanning, buying super young trash clothes and losing tons of weight. when these ladies lose too much weight trying to achieve their new look, they could be suffering from "granorexia".
"every since the baby was born, betty looks like she's trying to look friggin 18...plus she has gotten soooooooooooooo thin!"
"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"
"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"
by winks September 23, 2006
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1. an overwhelming urge to neck or kiss
2. a strong craving or hunger for kissing
(adjective) -basorexic
1. an overwhelming urge to neck or kiss
2. a strong craving or hunger for kissing
(adjective) -basorexic
by rogerthat7 January 15, 2011
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by soooopants January 16, 2011
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“that feeling is called basorexia😄☝️“
“that feeling is called basorexia😄☝️“
by stupidfruitybitch September 26, 2021
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Usually occurs when away from girls for a long time.
Usually occurs when away from girls for a long time.
by Wenters123 October 16, 2013
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