Flanorexia is an sexual disorder characterized by extreme and obsessive fear of coming into sexual or visable contact of Flanagans.
The term Flanorexia was established in 1987 and roughly translates as 'stumpius cockius' in Latin
The condition largely affects women between the ages of 14 and 82 years.
Flanorexic behavior is thought to originate from an obsessive fear of being touched, kissed, sexed by, or in some cases just making eye contact with a member of the Flanagan family.
People with flanorexia also have other psychological difficulties such as Sexlexia (Latin)- 'sexius lexius'
Sociocultural studies have highlighted the role of cultural factors, such as the media’s promotion of toned, built men as the ideal male form rather than the withered, frail frame of the Flanagan's. Women in the Somerset area are at particular risk of developing Flanorexia as this is where he lurks in his sex cave.
Flanorexia is thought to have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder, with anywhere from 6-20% of those who are diagnosed with the disorder eventually dying from nightares and constant vomitting. Clinicians were warned of the risks as 37% of subjects reported at least one suicide attempt.
Scientists are yet to find a definite cure for the disease, but women within the 14-82 age bracket are advised to use sunglasses to escape his gaze if feeling threatened, and pepper spray in emergencies.
The term Flanorexia was established in 1987 and roughly translates as 'stumpius cockius' in Latin
The condition largely affects women between the ages of 14 and 82 years.
Flanorexic behavior is thought to originate from an obsessive fear of being touched, kissed, sexed by, or in some cases just making eye contact with a member of the Flanagan family.
People with flanorexia also have other psychological difficulties such as Sexlexia (Latin)- 'sexius lexius'
Sociocultural studies have highlighted the role of cultural factors, such as the media’s promotion of toned, built men as the ideal male form rather than the withered, frail frame of the Flanagan's. Women in the Somerset area are at particular risk of developing Flanorexia as this is where he lurks in his sex cave.
Flanorexia is thought to have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder, with anywhere from 6-20% of those who are diagnosed with the disorder eventually dying from nightares and constant vomitting. Clinicians were warned of the risks as 37% of subjects reported at least one suicide attempt.
Scientists are yet to find a definite cure for the disease, but women within the 14-82 age bracket are advised to use sunglasses to escape his gaze if feeling threatened, and pepper spray in emergencies.
'She died of Flanorexia'
'Dont go to Somerset, you will get Flanorexia'
'I dont want to have sex with you, i am Flanorexic'
'Stop touching me i am Flanorexic you horny toad'
'Dont go to Somerset, you will get Flanorexia'
'I dont want to have sex with you, i am Flanorexic'
'Stop touching me i am Flanorexic you horny toad'
by Knicker Weasel January 7, 2010
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A fan who is so devoted and in awe of a celebrity, that even if that celebrity starts on the downhill slope of anorexia or bulimia, the fan will follow them. They will adopt bad eating habits and/or drug addictions just to be as skinny as that celebrity which they idolise so.
by QJ87 April 26, 2008
Get the fanorexic mug.The condition of having erratic, sometimes unhealthy eating patterns; characterized by fasts (periods ranging from a single day to a week where water is the only thing consumed by the flexorexic) followed by binges (often uncontrolled consumption of large amounts of food in a single short period of time)and more fasting. This cycle of extreme control and loss of control tends to repeat itself over and over.
Flexorexia is derived from the combination of anorexia and flexitarian.
Flexorexia is derived from the combination of anorexia and flexitarian.
Eating a large solid meal after fasting for three days causes one to experience nausea, diarrhea, and very interesting large amounts of gas, hallmark syptoms of flexorexia.
by Mandiegirl6789 December 2, 2005
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"Is he coming to the party with us tonight?"
"No man - he's playing his LAN match with his gamer pals"
"Darn it, he's getting LANorexia - he needs to get out more"
"No man - he's playing his LAN match with his gamer pals"
"Darn it, he's getting LANorexia - he needs to get out more"
by Danny Risdon April 13, 2007
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Becki..."why not thats dumb"
Chloe..."my mum and dad wont let me they wont give me money anymore, boo hoo il have to take paracetomol instead"
Becki,(to claire)..."she has fakorexia"
Becki..."why not thats dumb"
Chloe..."my mum and dad wont let me they wont give me money anymore, boo hoo il have to take paracetomol instead"
Becki,(to claire)..."she has fakorexia"
by i love buckteeth April 18, 2009
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Can be used as both an adjective and a noun.
Can be used as both an adjective and a noun.
'Yo did you see Sydney skipping lunch these past few days ?'
'Yeah bro but trust me she's fine. She's only fanorexic.'
'Fake bitch..'
'Yeah bro but trust me she's fine. She's only fanorexic.'
'Fake bitch..'
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