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Franked Meme 

An old meme that is resurrected like Frankenstein's Monster (hence the name, Franked), for the purpose of milking it for the new stale memes that are unfunny, repeated and redundant.
A good example of a Franked meme is Morshu, who used to be a classic good old meme in the times of the Golden Age of Youtube, when memes were better then and YouTube Poops weren't stale, now resurrected by a bunch of 12-year old zoomers and decided it would be funny to milk it to death by making stupid videos.
Sometimes, you gotta face it, an old and dead meme is better being off dead, than being brought back.
Jack: That new Morshu RTX video was so funny, dank and lit, bruh!
John: Really, Jack? Why are you telling me this franked meme again?

Frankendwarf 

A small bodied, big headed, annoying creature. It roams the fields of small town South Dakota, looking for things to eat and then later have sex with. Everyone hates a frankendwarf. The leader is located in Freeman, South Dakota. He is yet to be captured by animal control.
Dude, that Frankendwarf really pisses me off when he sits at my table with his huge, shaved head!

frankendolling 

To take parts from other dolls (see dolling) to create one of your own. This can be by changing the colours, copying the shape of an article of clothing, etc. This is a extremely serious offense in the dolling community. The likely-hood of not being caught is zero to one. Dollers in the community are always very familiar with eachothers works.
"A person once frankendolled a doll I had done of myself. She was obvious about it too. She had simply changed the colours of the pixels. And then had the nerve to post about loving my work in my tag board!"
"Doll removed due to frankendolling."
frankendolling by Minka / Pink Duck December 23, 2005

Frankendouche 

Easy on the spam Frankendouche, or I'll dickslap you.
Frankendouche by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

Frankenhead 

A guy whose haircut and facial shape make his head look like Frankenstein's head. A walleye helps this look. Generally this person seems to have about as much common sense as Frankenstein did.
Also this person thinks he is a ladies man, but only goes for big, fat, and ugly women at the end of the night around closing time.
The night he met those girls, Frankenhead turned up his nose. Now he is married to the fattest, ugliest one.
Frankenhead by Mutchler January 22, 2006

frankendocument 

An aggregate document that is composed of other documents that shouldn't be included as a single document. This is usually done to satisfy internal politics, and reflects the inefficiency of egos and idiots in businesses and government organizations.
Person 1:
"I don't understand the relationship between pages 1-5 and 6-8; why didn't you create separate documents?"

Person 2:
"Well, John felt like he needed to comment on something, so he is insisting I combine them into this frankendocument."

Person 1:
"But that doesn't make any sense - they are two completely separate subjects."

Person 2:
"I know, but John's an idiot, and the director doesn't seem to realize that, so this is what I was told to do."
frankendocument by BaileyPoint October 18, 2011