Frankenhead

A guy whose haircut and facial shape make his head look like Frankenstein's head. A walleye helps this look. Generally this person seems to have about as much common sense as Frankenstein did.
Also this person thinks he is a ladies man, but only goes for big, fat, and ugly women at the end of the night around closing time.

The night he met those girls, Frankenhead turned up his nose. Now he is married to the fattest, ugliest one.

by Mutchler January 22, 2006

Frankenweave

An awful, smelly, used weave that NEEDS to be thrown out, or it will grow legs and run around.

Alex: Are you wearing that weave?
Me: Gurl, no, this shit some frankenweave.

by Weaving it Up March 10, 2010

FrankenHag

A butt-ugly has-been barfly who you can't tell which sags more, her ass, her tits or her face who looks like she's been pieced together on a chop-shop table.

See ex-wife or seahag for more.

It's Halloween 365 days per year when you are FrankenHag....no costume required. She scares Freddy Krueger.

by CarverCruiser October 26, 2010

frankenbeans

Collectively describes the male appendages

Oh man, i sconed my frankenbeans when i cased out on that double.

by oldude May 19, 2011

frankenpads

A sports piece of protective equipment, usually ice hockey should pads, that are created by combining various pieces of different pads. The goal is usually to make a very protective pad but not too bulky.

Dude I made a set of frankenpads from CCM caps. Bauer chest protection and WinWell bicep guards.

by Ser Rees McKelvey May 4, 2011

frankhead

An idiot, usually somebody with a massive head (physically).

Shut the hell up, frankhead.

Why the fuck did you jump off the roof? You're such a frankhead.

by playboidude February 10, 2022