frankendike 

A dike that is at least 6 foot eight, has short strait slicked down black hair, electrodes protruding from both sides of there neck and a flat head.

The moonlight revealed an ominous silhouette against the low fog cover. It walked stiffly and deliberately making a clunking noise with every step it took. I hid behind a tree to await its passing from a far and hopefully catch a glimpse. A clouds passing suddenly revealed the bright moonlight that shined upon the creature. --It heard my gasp and slowly turned towards me revealing its now illuminated face.-- Oh My God--a frankendike. I quickly said a prayer to the gods of speed and ran for the hills.

frankendike by illin foru August 11, 2009

Frankenbite 

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".

Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.

Frankenbite by jayjaybird February 20, 2017

Frankenbike 

A bike built up from various components scrounged from different sources (friends, swap meets, craigslist, etc.).

Elmo didn't have the money for a new bike, but he managed to assemble a Frankenbike from stuff he had lying around the garage and a few parts he picked up cheap from craigslist.

Frankenbike by Dr. Moop August 14, 2009

Frankenpine 

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.

They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?

Frankenpine by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

Frankensite

1. A website with a hodge-podge of graphics, style, and pieces of other sites and design.
2. A poorly made website.
3. A website that stalls, glitches.

1: Did you "try" to check out site XYZ?

2: Oh yeah, man. An utter Frankensite!

Frankensite by Wonderkat October 16, 2008

Frankenwiener 

A Frankenwiener is the name for someones penis that was pierced cross ways. So that it has a bolt coming out each side like Frankensteins neck!

Jenny...I went out with Ben last night and we were gonna do it but when I reached down his pants I found out he had a Frankenwiener and there is NO WAY I'm gonna do him Now!

Marcie...Can I have his phone number then?

Frankenwiener by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

FRANKENVITE 

FRANKENVITE

FRANKENVITE

When you enlargen the invite/guest list at a given function via blast texts/messaging without notifying the original host and/or without modifying the reservation and just say F it let's see what happens.

FRANKENVITE

FRANKENVITE by FARPMAN January 10, 2023