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Mark....Boy I sure think that gal with the brown hair and the big knockers is cute.
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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Mark.....Did ya hear what our NEW IRS slogan?
John.....No What is it?
Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!
John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!
John.....No What is it?
Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!
John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!
by The Wiz! June 23, 2010
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Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!
Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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Helen...What in the Fuck was "That Finger Thing" you did....Holly Shit.....It was like a multi-dimensional orgasm! I have never had anyone do that to me!....Really I'm not kidding!
Mark...Thanks!
Mark...Thanks!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.
by The Wiz! May 25, 2010
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THe AA wave is the "Flying the Bird" in reverse. IT is used as a symbol that members of AA are trying to change and be nicer to people. IT is fomed by holding down the middle finger with the thumb and extending the other three fingers.
It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!
It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!
I was driving to an AA meeting the other day and some guy cut me off....probably by accident... so I gave him the AA wave and wished him well!
by The Wiz! June 25, 2010
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Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!
Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!
Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
by The Wiz! June 15, 2010
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