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frankencomputer 

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.
This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.
frankencomputer by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009

Frankencougar 

A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.
Guy 1: Yikes!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Frankencougar, three o'clock, ready to pounce.
Guy 2: Dude, that's Janice Dickinson!
Frankencougar by Mark Aceto May 1, 2009

Frankencode 

A program or subprogram consisting of bits and pieces of other, possibly unrelated, code that only barely performs its function and is prone to errors. Much like Frankenstein's monster, such code can create havoc in a user's life.
I took pieces from three other programs and stitched together some Frankencode.
Frankencode by Harlequin_1998 September 3, 2003

Frankencock 

1. A Penis that is freakishly Long.
2. A Penis that is hideous and grotesque.
1. Wow, that guy has a Frankencock! That thing is huge!
2. OMG, did you see that guys penis? How gross! that guy has a frankencock!
Frankencock by Billy The Jewish Kid November 7, 2010

frankencop 

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet and engaging in oral sex whole doing their business.
“I need to poop but I really want to indulge in my wife’s vaginal canals, oh I know! I’ll give her a frankencop.”
frankencop by Rhdhdhc May 6, 2023

Frankencock 

A cock that has been surgically fashioned from other flesh, whether from one's own body or from a donor body. To be true to the Frankenstein story, the cock would have been sourced from a dead body and have electrodes on each side to attach to an electrical source to bring it to life. However, the typical scenario is that of a patient who wishes to replace a damaged cock or who wishes to install a cock where there has been no cock.
Jasmine (soon to be Jack) is going to Mexico to get a new Frankencock attached because the procedure is much more affordable there.
Frankencock by Tabitha Catherine August 11, 2016
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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