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frankencomputer 

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.
This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.
frankencomputer by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009

Frankenboner 

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.
Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.
Frankenboner by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Frankencougar 

A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.
Guy 1: Yikes!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Frankencougar, three o'clock, ready to pounce.
Guy 2: Dude, that's Janice Dickinson!
Frankencougar by Mark Aceto May 1, 2009

Frankentoe 

When a girl has a really long, weird or misshapen toe. Guys can have them too but it is a little more acceptable for guys to have weird feet. The toe can even be named something other than Frankentoe.
I really think your Frankentoe is getting larger - that's just not right.
Frankentoe by Missy Lou April 24, 2009

Frankendesign 

Used in graphic or web design when a client choses to combine elements from two or more distinct visual concepts that do not match.
Designer: "Here are our two concepts."

Client: "We like both. Can we use the navigation from number 1 with the headline area of number 2, and make the logo bigger?"

Designer: "Sure, I'll frankendesign that together."
Frankendesign by halozero June 12, 2009

Frankenpod

An iPod made by an arrogant hipster trying to resurrect one useful iPod out of the bones of many.
"I made that iPod out of multiple ones so It had a death sentence to begin with" "Oh, that's what you get for making a Frankenpod"
Frankenpod by Totes'mcgotes' March 22, 2012