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When someone hops in twitch chat and is super nice but secretly they are trying to steal your channel points on a coin flip.
i got frankeldanked
frankeldank by binarypower August 8, 2023
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frankenwank 

An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent
1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....

frankenwank by Rick Walford April 15, 2007

Frankisdank0925 

Frank Hosmer, a common man, his life based on the simple things in life. Frank enjoys making fun of Andy and getting outrageous amounts of pus. In his spare time you might find Frank at the local homeless shelter supporting the community or perhaps volunteering at the hospital. Long walks on the beach and playing left guard are at the top of his favorite activities. Despite his appearance Frank is faster than Tyler "Scrap" and stronger than Rasheen "Huggy Bear". His max bench is upwards of 400 pounds and squat is upwards of 1k. After receiving several D1 offers from schools such as Clemson and Florida State, Frank has decided he will attend Alabama University for the season.
"Frankisdank0925 is accumulating offers from schools around the country"
Frankisdank0925 by DonutRoundtable October 20, 2021

Frankenwanken

1.The obvious allusion to masturbation, sexual innuendo (ohh). Frankenwanken can be used to describe any activity, it can be anything. The first part, "franken," can be added to other words, such as frankenfucking, or even frankenreading to add that franken emphasis. The beauty of frankenwanken is that it can be said about anything, to anyone.
2.A more censor-friendly version of fuck.
1. Dude, let's go frankenwank after the game, I'm bored as fuck.
2. Last night I frankenfucked the shit out of her, and I frankenjizzed all on her face.
3. Frankenwanken is the only pass time I have left in my life, it's all I can be brah.

frankenwanker 

noun, a person who is constantly masturbating, a jerkoff
the guy at taco bell was sucha frankenwanker he messed up my order.
frankenwanker by whitlow August 15, 2005
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