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Fotuto
1. Wind instrument which produces a prolonged and loud sound similar to that of a trumpet or shell.
2. Derogatory term for Puerto Rico Governor Luis Fortuño, leader of one of the most destructive and terrorist administrations the island of Puerto Rico has ever had.
2. Derogatory term for Puerto Rico Governor Luis Fortuño, leader of one of the most destructive and terrorist administrations the island of Puerto Rico has ever had.
Fotuto by Loco Como Cabra October 15, 2009
fotato
person 1: lol, you're a fotato...
person 2: fotatoooooo...
person 1: *gets out a masher*
person 2: *jiggles*
or
*awkward silence*
person 1: FOTATO!!!!!!!!
person 2: OMG, WHERE?!
person 2: fotatoooooo...
person 1: *gets out a masher*
person 2: *jiggles*
or
*awkward silence*
person 1: FOTATO!!!!!!!!
person 2: OMG, WHERE?!
fotato by demon_taco February 17, 2008
Chaud Foutoir
Person one: Do I look okay?
Person two: No
Person one: OMG WHAT?! Then what do I look like?
Person two: A chaud foutoir
Person two: No
Person one: OMG WHAT?! Then what do I look like?
Person two: A chaud foutoir
Chaud Foutoir by Naomi_Galx February 12, 2020
Fototo
Fototo by VIVA EL TOTO! August 6, 2011
Foutoirtv
“Hey, why are u cooking fries in a kettle?”
“Homie, u wouldn’t understand, but I tried to recreate a masterpiece from foutoirtv.”
“Homie, u wouldn’t understand, but I tried to recreate a masterpiece from foutoirtv.”
Foutoirtv by Official_deeznuts_proeater July 15, 2021
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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