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Term used as a cudgel to silence and dismiss those who express political opinions different to the speaker's. Its use is especially popular in the Puerto Rican twittersphere to label vocal sympathizers of a political party that the speaker dislikes.
Ya vienen por ahi los fotutos a defender lo indefendible.
fotuto by el buho October 19, 2013
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1. Wind instrument which produces a prolonged and loud sound similar to that of a trumpet or shell.

2. Derogatory term for Puerto Rico Governor Luis Fortuño, leader of one of the most destructive and terrorist administrations the island of Puerto Rico has ever had.
Ese fotuto no vale un chavo, que se vaya con su esposa y sus hijos pa' Estados Unidos.
Fotuto by Loco Como Cabra October 15, 2009
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An obese potato. Not much else to say...

usually used when there is an awkward silence.
person 1: lol, you're a fotato...
person 2: fotatoooooo...
person 1: *gets out a masher*
person 2: *jiggles*

or

*awkward silence*
person 1: FOTATO!!!!!!!!
person 2: OMG, WHERE?!
fotato by demon_taco February 17, 2008

Chaud Foutoir 

Person one: Do I look okay?
Person two: No
Person one: OMG WHAT?! Then what do I look like?
Person two: A chaud foutoir
Chaud Foutoir by Naomi_Galx February 12, 2020
sei fottuto, amico.
you're fucked, man.
fottuto by Anonymous October 18, 2003
Photos of de poosee.
Juan: Dame fototos por favor (Give me some POOSEE PICS)
Maria: NO! (HELL NO MOTHERFUCKER!)
Fototo by VIVA EL TOTO! August 6, 2011

Foutoirtv 

NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE
All he makes is simply, a masterpiece.
The talents he holds
“Hey, why are u cooking fries in a kettle?”
Homie, u wouldn’t understand, but I tried to recreate a masterpiece from foutoirtv.”
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