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1. Wind instrument which produces a prolonged and loud sound similar to that of a trumpet or shell.

2. Derogatory term for Puerto Rico Governor Luis Fortuño, leader of one of the most destructive and terrorist administrations the island of Puerto Rico has ever had.
Ese fotuto no vale un chavo, que se vaya con su esposa y sus hijos pa' Estados Unidos.
Fotuto by Loco Como Cabra October 15, 2009
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An obese potato. Not much else to say...

usually used when there is an awkward silence.
person 1: lol, you're a fotato...
person 2: fotatoooooo...
person 1: *gets out a masher*
person 2: *jiggles*

or

*awkward silence*
person 1: FOTATO!!!!!!!!
person 2: OMG, WHERE?!
fotato by demon_taco February 17, 2008

Chaud Foutoir 

Person one: Do I look okay?
Person two: No
Person one: OMG WHAT?! Then what do I look like?
Person two: A chaud foutoir
Chaud Foutoir by Naomi_Galx February 12, 2020
sei fottuto, amico.
you're fucked, man.
fottuto by Anonymous October 18, 2003
Photos of de poosee.
Juan: Dame fototos por favor (Give me some POOSEE PICS)
Maria: NO! (HELL NO MOTHERFUCKER!)
Fototo by VIVA EL TOTO! August 6, 2011

Foutoirtv 

NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE
All he makes is simply, a masterpiece.
The talents he holds
“Hey, why are u cooking fries in a kettle?”
“Homie, u wouldn’t understand, but I tried to recreate a masterpiece from foutoirtv.”
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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