Foutoned 

When you're playing Black Ops on a sketchy fouton, which unexpectedly goes into 'couch mode,' and you end up with your head stuck between the cushions. If you get "uber foutoned" it may mean your head has actually launched into the wall, resulting in projectile vomit and a concussion.

I totally got foutoned. Couch mode-- never again.

Foutoned by KaLyPo December 20, 2010

futoned 

To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.

that dude just futoned my whole team!

futoned by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010

Futoned 

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

Futoned by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022