Foutoned 

When you're playing Black Ops on a sketchy fouton, which unexpectedly goes into 'couch mode,' and you end up with your head stuck between the cushions. If you get "uber foutoned" it may mean your head has actually launched into the wall, resulting in projectile vomit and a concussion.

I totally got foutoned. Couch mode-- never again.

Foutoned by KaLyPo December 20, 2010

futoned 

To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.

that dude just futoned my whole team!

futoned by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010

Futoned 

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

Futoned by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016