chaud

weird, or a fob chamoru

Don't you wish your boyfriend was chaud like me?

by Chaud May 1, 2005

chaud

wherein the length of the male genetalia is infact of greater width than length. A real chaud, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their chaud syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon

Wow, I smoked too much meth today.

by Cronathan Smokesalot January 22, 2004

chaud

A chaud is a penis that is fatter than it is long

A penis that could be 4" long but 6" wide

by alex March 20, 2005

chaud

hot, the opposite of being cold

your girlfriend is tres chaud

by William Howell November 20, 2003

chaud

A French word for hot. It can be used to describe something hot, literally. But also something that is cool. (The word is usually used in a Dutch-speaking environment)

scen 1
A: Hey B, do you know how many degrees it will be tomorrow?
B: I don't know man, all I know, is that it's gonna be chaud.

scen 2
A: Fête was wel chaud gisteren.

by AtticusSaysQuestionableThings May 7, 2023

chaud

stolen, like nicked or pinched

i chaud some pens from school

by Lukeyyy February 8, 2008

chaud

steven lemercir

this chaud smokes too much weed and is drunk off da saki 24/7.

by daequan July 20, 2003