fotsch 

A fat hairy lumberjack who wishes to be an artist.
He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel
Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch
If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days
He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow
Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign
Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them
Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found

Person 1: Is that sasquatch eating pancakes while peeing in the snow?
Person 2: No, I think that's fotsch, we better avoid him

fotsch by F.valentine August 15, 2009

Fotchy Wotchy 

when you physically anal someone with a shovel after you dropkick them.

the dude stole my car so i pulled a fotchy wotchy on his ass.

Fotchy Wotchy by physinbock October 16, 2019

Fosch 

A shortened version of "for sure". Used to agree with some one in conversation.

John: Megan Fox is an attractive woman.

Joe: Fosch.

Fosch by A great guy September 6, 2009

forschylma 

Jemima's last name. Aunt Jemima's full name is Aunt Jemima Forschylma.

"Jemima is a first name? What kind of last name goes with that? 'Jemima Forschylma'? That's the only thing that will balance it out."

~CSJ

forschylma by dismal_scientist December 2, 2004

Fotchki 

1.) A complete and total retard. A true Fotchki is usually incapable of even the simplest forms of intelligence. Also describes someone who is terrible at life and has an IQ level lower than the hot-pocket I'm eating.

2.) Extremely fun to use as an insult when playing video games, and sounds much better than just "noob". It can be, but is not always a verb in this meaning, it is spelled fotchkied as a verb and pretty much means to "pown/pwn or in general completely destroy while playing a video game.

1.) "Dude Shayne's such a fucking fotchki, he's sleeping with our Social Studies teacher for A's."

2.) "Wow Ian, you just fotchkied that guy with your shotgun."

Fotchki by IanIan December 7, 2006

ftsch 

The sound of the sperm coming out of your penis.

fap fap fap ftsch.

ftsch by Mr. GeiLSten December 12, 2010

Fotochop 

Fotochop is slang terminology referring to the image editing program Adobe Photoshop. One cannot be sure as to where this term originated, as it has been said to have been coined by many different 'chopper. However, since it is a simple misspelling and slight reference to Engrish, the slang terminology is meant for the web.

"That picture is obviously Fotochopped."

"What're you talking about? That's obviously Cameron Diaz, since she would only show her tits to some backwoods internet porn site."

Fotochop by El_Doctor June 28, 2005