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Footscray Bulldogs 

A mighty Australian Rules fotball team which trades under the name Wstern Bulldogs.

Established in 1883, the Footscray players have a notorious reputatio of being ruggged and uncompromising, and are known for ripping apart their opposition unmercilessly. And they also play football on the weekend.

The visiting team expects to receive a typical local greeting upon arrival in Footscray, which usually involves being attacked with ninja stars and nunchucks and then being turned into dim sims and served up at local Chinese restaurant - Jimmy Wongs - for 50 cents per serving.
Oh, you are playing the Footscray Bulldogs this week...Have you written you packed soy sauce?
Footscray Bulldogs by Papa13 January 1, 2011

footcheck 

defined as the initial act of scoping out your restroom-stall choices. a person causally glances down at floor level, hoping to avoid an embarrassing and unwarranted entry into an occupied latrine.
"man, why don't people lock the stalls? i did a footcheck and thought it was empty, but when i opened the stall, i saw some guy in mid-wipe."
footcheck by oopspoops August 8, 2007
When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.
"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."
footshit by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018

Footscray Bow-tie 

A guy meets a girl in the street and it gets romantic. Guy finds a half empty stubbie (beer bottle), drinks the rest, breaks the bottle and slashes the girl's throat through the centrum trachea and then makes love to the gaping wound.
Yo dog! I just gave this sluzza a Footscray Bow-tie!

footching 

To alleviate an itch of the foot by rubbing it with the other foot.
Most often done in bed.
I woke up this morning and had a MASSSIVE footching session. The best way to start the day.
footching by MarishConners July 31, 2012

footscray 

Shithole just out past north melbourne
also known as footislavia because of it's former high eastern european population; now highly populated by asians and muslems
footscray by Anonymous October 1, 2003