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1.) A complete and total retard. A true Fotchki is usually incapable of even the simplest forms of intelligence. Also describes someone who is terrible at life and has an IQ level lower than the hot-pocket I'm eating.

2.) Extremely fun to use as an insult when playing video games, and sounds much better than just "noob". It can be, but is not always a verb in this meaning, it is spelled fotchkied as a verb and pretty much means to "pown/pwn or in general completely destroy while playing a video game.
1.) "Dude Shayne's such a fucking fotchki, he's sleeping with our Social Studies teacher for A's."

2.) "Wow Ian, you just fotchkied that guy with your shotgun."
Fotchki by IanIan December 7, 2006
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FetchKitty 

A FetchKitty is a fetish. It is done by someone who grabs random or specific things you request and brings them to you for sexual pleasure. Normally closeted adult men who perform the act in skimpy lingerie but can be done in regular attire. The act itself is not gender specific.
I found a video of Baddie Streams being a fetchkitty for Brandon Herrera and it was so hot!

Did you see the new fetchkitty video of Donut Operator and Eli Double Tap? The best thing I've seen in years!
FetchKitty by UnsubscribePodcast August 24, 2022
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FetchKitty 

A FetchKitty is a submissive pet who begs to be punched in her pussy.
My FetchKitty wouldn't leave me alone today, my fists are so sore from smacking that pussy.
FetchKitty by Master_Daddy31 August 24, 2022
Animal version of a Foundling less commonly found in doorways like their human counterparts, Fotchlings are usually found on roadsides, in alleys and at the bottom of rivers weighted down with rocks.
Did you get your new one eyed puppy from the RSPCA ?

No it's a fotchling I found outside the pub.
fotchling by Totch June 13, 2007
A word that is universal can be used in the place of any word. similar to shibby.
Dude your mom was fotchin last night

Your a fotchin bitch
Fotchin by Brittany June 14, 2004

FetchKitty 

A FetchKitty is a cute submissive female sometimes known as a Cat girl that at a moments notice will retrieve what ever their master desires
The FetchKitty went to CVS to pick up her gamer boys antidepressants
FetchKitty by xPIstolPete August 25, 2022

Fotching 

Fotching is a sexual practice involving the act of orally sucking semen out of the vagina of one's partner.
"Yo I was fotching that ho real good."
Fotching by the fotch May 27, 2021
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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