Fotchki

1.) A complete and total retard. A true Fotchki is usually incapable of even the simplest forms of intelligence. Also describes someone who is terrible at life and has an IQ level lower than the hot-pocket I'm eating.

2.) Extremely fun to use as an insult when playing video games, and sounds much better than just "noob". It can be, but is not always a verb in this meaning, it is spelled fotchkied as a verb and pretty much means to "pown/pwn or in general completely destroy while playing a video game.

1.) "Dude Shayne's such a fucking fotchki, he's sleeping with our Social Studies teacher for A's."

2.) "Wow Ian, you just fotchkied that guy with your shotgun."

by IanIan December 7, 2006

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FetchKitty

A FetchKitty is a fetish. It is done by someone who grabs random or specific things you request and brings them to you for sexual pleasure. Normally closeted adult men who perform the act in skimpy lingerie but can be done in regular attire. The act itself is not gender specific.

I found a video of Baddie Streams being a fetchkitty for Brandon Herrera and it was so hot!

Did you see the new fetchkitty video of Donut Operator and Eli Double Tap? The best thing I've seen in years!

by UnsubscribePodcast August 24, 2022

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FetchKitty

A FetchKitty is a submissive pet who begs to be punched in her pussy.

My FetchKitty wouldn't leave me alone today, my fists are so sore from smacking that pussy.

by Master_Daddy31 August 24, 2022

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fotchling

Animal version of a Foundling less commonly found in doorways like their human counterparts, Fotchlings are usually found on roadsides, in alleys and at the bottom of rivers weighted down with rocks.

Did you get your new one eyed puppy from the RSPCA ?

No it's a fotchling I found outside the pub.

by Totch June 13, 2007

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