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1.) A complete and total retard. A true Fotchki is usually incapable of even the simplest forms of intelligence. Also describes someone who is terrible at life and has an IQ level lower than the hot-pocket I'm eating.

2.) Extremely fun to use as an insult when playing video games, and sounds much better than just "noob". It can be, but is not always a verb in this meaning, it is spelled fotchkied as a verb and pretty much means to "pown/pwn or in general completely destroy while playing a video game.
1.) "Dude Shayne's such a fucking fotchki, he's sleeping with our Social Studies teacher for A's."

2.) "Wow Ian, you just fotchkied that guy with your shotgun."
Fotchki by IanIan December 7, 2006
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FetchKitty 

A FetchKitty is a fetish. It is done by someone who grabs random or specific things you request and brings them to you for sexual pleasure. Normally closeted adult men who perform the act in skimpy lingerie but can be done in regular attire. The act itself is not gender specific.
I found a video of Baddie Streams being a fetchkitty for Brandon Herrera and it was so hot!

Did you see the new fetchkitty video of Donut Operator and Eli Double Tap? The best thing I've seen in years!
FetchKitty by UnsubscribePodcast August 24, 2022
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FetchKitty 

A FetchKitty is a submissive pet who begs to be punched in her pussy.
My FetchKitty wouldn't leave me alone today, my fists are so sore from smacking that pussy.
FetchKitty by Master_Daddy31 August 24, 2022
Animal version of a Foundling less commonly found in doorways like their human counterparts, Fotchlings are usually found on roadsides, in alleys and at the bottom of rivers weighted down with rocks.
Did you get your new one eyed puppy from the RSPCA ?

No it's a fotchling I found outside the pub.
fotchling by Totch June 13, 2007
A word that is universal can be used in the place of any word. similar to shibby.
Dude your mom was fotchin last night

Your a fotchin bitch
Fotchin by Brittany June 14, 2004

FetchKitty 

A FetchKitty is a cute submissive female sometimes known as a Cat girl that at a moments notice will retrieve what ever their master desires
The FetchKitty went to CVS to pick up her gamer boys antidepressants
FetchKitty by xPIstolPete August 25, 2022

Fotching 

Fotching is a sexual practice involving the act of orally sucking semen out of the vagina of one's partner.
"Yo I was fotching that ho real good."
Fotching by the fotch May 27, 2021