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The sound of the sperm coming out of your penis.
fap fap fap ftsch.
ftsch by Mr. GeiLSten December 12, 2010
Words you can keep
It's the composition of "Fick dich". New and ultra-kewl. Only used in the German language.
Ftsch Alter!
ftsch by Eat_whale February 6, 2004
Related Words
ftsch Fischer Fisch Faschole Fischl faschism FTSC Faschi fatschen Fischeran
yeah its that very overpowered electro bird woman from genshin impact that i'd like to marry
Person 1: Hey, did you get Fischl from Ventis banner?
Person 2: No, but I got 42 Xianglings and Barbaras instead.
Fischl by venti didnt come home October 19, 2020

Mark Edward Fischbach 

Mark Edward Fischbach (born June 28, 1989), better known by his online pseudonym Markiplier, is an American YouTube personality. Originally from Honolulu, Hawaii, he began his career in Cincinnati, Ohio, and is currently based in Los Angeles, California.
I saw Mark Edward Fischbach at pax prime
Mark Edward Fischbach by krosnest January 30, 2017

Henry Fischel 

Do you know who invented "Exams"
"Who"
Henry Fischel
Fuck that bitch
Henry Fischel by SuperKlasky3895 November 19, 2021

Helene fischen 

When someone says he's going to party, but only to German hit songs (Schlager).
Me: What are you doing tonight?
Him: I will be helene fischen tonight. Do you wanna come too?
Helene fischen by MemoryFreezer October 14, 2018

Jenna Fischer 

Plays Pam on "The Office" (US). The ultimate example of how cute and sexy combine. Just take a look!
I wish all the guys from the office would go to the beach for a day, so that Jenna Fischer could get out of that sweater and into a bikini. Damn!
Jenna Fischer by Justdoit March 10, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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